All those flashes and he doesn’t even blink… Teach me your ways, master Benedict.
Cumber fucking Swag. Working it. I like how he goes from “smile” to “eye sex bitch”.
(Source: amandaabbington)
i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:
Doctor who: YO MAMA SO FAT THE ADIPOSE CONSIDER HER A NATURAL RESOURCE
Supernatural: YO MAMA SO FAT SHES STILL ALIVE ONLY CUZ AZAZEL COULDN’T PUT HER ON THE CEILING
Harry Potter - YO MAMA SO FAT HER PATRONUS IS A CAKE
Sherlock - YOUR MOTHER IS OVERWEIGHT
*spits food all over the laptop*
the harry potter one is the best i am cackling
The most painful thing to see is when tears roll down someone’s face and they’re completely silent. I hate that feeling.
(Source: t0xic-smiles)
time flies when you’re having fun and by fun i mean sitting at home stuffing your face staring at a computer screen and freaking out over things that aren’t real with strangers you met on the internet
you know when you see a picture on your dash and it hasn’t loaded yet but from reading the description/comments you can almost tell what it is and you want to reblog it but it isn’t loading so eventually you just get fed up and reblog it anyway even though it’s still just a white square and you just have to hope it’s not something terrible
it’s like the tumblr version of russian roulette