(Source: l-s-7)

grimelords:

Making out with a girl for the first time is the coolest thing and the second coolest thing is driving home and getting aware of all the parts of your face where she was and tasting her lip balm on your lips. The third coolest thing is outer space.

i-was-watching:

He was a Tim Burton character before Tim Burton started making movies

(Source: facebook.com)

plantbot:

as a skinny person, you are catered to and you don’t even realize it. did you ask for that? no and i understand that. but you will never cry your eyes out in a dressing room because even the largest size doesn’t fit. you will never deal with rejection from a guy solely because of your weight. you are socially accepted.

is any kind of body shaming disgusting? yes. but please don’t act like you’d rather be fat. 

(Source: shinygays)

  • french teacher: ça va?
  • me: ça va HELLA, et toi?
Anonymous Asked
QuestionHow do I make sure my gf doesn't catch me cheating on her? Answer

alphabitches:

ok follow these simple steps:

1. pick up the trash
2. step outta ur house
3. open the trash can
4. step into the trash can

good now u r where u belong congrats!!!

nflstreet:

feeling your computer getting slower though the years is one of the most heartbreaking things ever

oomshi:

i’m going to glue 1,000 cotton balls onto my body so i can finally become a cloud

ohmalley-thealliecat:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

lunar-bunnie:

my

image

don’t want 

image

unless you’ve got

image

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my snake don’t want habit unless you’ve got rabbits mulan protagonist

That’s the antagonists you moron

billcosplay:

i had a book when i was a kid where u could write ur own knock knock jokes and im still laughing at it

(Source: 3rotomania)

ridge:

this is the funniest thing i’ve seen all day

suctioning:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

willowmansdaughter:

Martin & Cracker

what kind of name is martin for a dog

Looks like cracker is choking Martin

suctioning:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

willowmansdaughter:

Martin & Cracker

what kind of name is martin for a dog

Looks like cracker is choking Martin

(Source: pawsinthepark.net)